Mary Poppins

When a woman inserts a toothpick umbrella down a man’s urethra and opens it, while pulling it back out.

Person 1: “Wow, I can’t believe you actually followed that creep to the bathroom”

Woman: “Don’t worry about me, I gave him the ‘ol Mary Poppins”

by WeinerScreener June 25, 2021

mari

the love of my life <3

Hey! You know Mari right? Yeah well they’re the love of my life.

by thisismypseudonymlol June 27, 2021

Mary Jane Piercing

Deez nutz

Tim: "OMG look up Mary Jane piercing!!! "
Kate: "Okay"
Tim: "HAHAHA HAHAHA IT WAS A DEEZ NUTS JOKE YOU FOOL"

by Whymusti July 8, 2021

Mari

Mari is a victim of stairs

Person 1: What's your opinion on the name Mari?
Omori fan: Stairs.
Person 1: Wut?
Omori fan: S T A I R S

by Yourlocaltransboii August 11, 2022

Anna Marie Lischka

The best person ever.

Hi Anna Marie Lischka!!!!!!!!

by [e-mail] August 21, 2022

Shitty Mary

A homemade Bloody Mary variation with whatever ingredients happen to be on hand.

“This gym bro served me a shitty Mary at a party at his place”

‘Oh yeah?’

“Yeah is was just V8 and Tabasco with vodka”

by Fiendish English August 25, 2022

Mary roach

absolute queen

Mary Roach is the queen of all queens

by Sussyqueennaith September 1, 2022