bricked my box

After really bad sex, you swear you'll never have it again.

The sex with Ed was so bad, I think he bricked my box.

by KUJ December 23, 2014

fell on my nuts

When everything just goes to hell.

After my car broke down, the tire went flat. Feels like I just fell on my nuts!

by Bakinbread January 20, 2017

Twittle My twat

When a girl wants you to lick her pussy out.

Phil will you Twittle my Twat?

by Big Poppa 1234567 October 31, 2009

Spoon In My Gelato

italian netflix and chill

He put his spoon in my gelato!

by chev1927 May 13, 2018

pepper my cookie

when a mate screws your wife or girlfriend,
he peppers your cookie

How dare that prick pepper my cookie!

by Petad May 10, 2009

knit my socks

A more discreet way to say “kill myself” if you’re in front of people who will get offended easily.

Ava: Mr. Metzler’s class is so annoying. He assigns way to much homework.

Alaina: I agree. It makes me want to knit my socks.

by my mauw November 7, 2018

Sauced My Nuggets

When you’re holy and don’t wanna swear but you gotta take your anger out somehow

Damn Jimmy, Ms. Lagler really sauced my nuggets today.

by saucy_nug_nugs69_420 December 17, 2019