Cracked badge

A police officer gone bad.

"It seems like all the cops in Florida are on the take. What a bunch of cracked badges."

by Bird the Word January 2, 2009

crack-a-latic

to heavily seasure on the floor in the act of listening to somthing horrible mainly songs

That song was so crack-a-latic i almost started foaming at the mouth!

by T-Yoda May 29, 2007

digi crack

Any of a number of modern media that people are addicted to. E.G. Video games, cell phones, Ipods

Stop using that Blackberry, its digi crack

by Johnny03 February 23, 2008

crack the melon

To spread the buttcheeks of a woman and perform oral on her anus.

I will crack the melon in the shower.

by D Conte January 13, 2008

Cracking Jack

The act of jerking off (typically a man), especially to the point of orgasm.

Originates from the term "jacking off" as well as the similarity of the "cracking" sound from performing it and the opening of usually alcoholic beverage bottles.
It is also a popular perversion of "cracker jack", the brand of caramel corn.

Roommate: "You two were so loud last night! I heard you cracking jack so loud I couldn't get to sleep!"

"Yo, she was cracking jack so hard i almost passed out!"

by J. Gam January 18, 2008

crack

noun

Any sort of energy drink that would have similar effects as the drug crack but of no similar intensity. to have energy, be awake, peppy, etc. by means of an energy drink when one is tired or down.

Legal crack.

Student 1: You look tired. You had some 'crack' today?

Studnet 2: No. I stayed up all night studying. I should get some crack, huh?

by Foxracing808 January 24, 2008

crack waxer

there are people who believe that they are so special that their shit does not smell. They are so obsessed with their self image in cocktail bars, fancy restaurants, places to be seen. They can't see how artificial they are. To stop their shit sticking they wax the crack of their ass

you are a person found hiding behind designer labels and insecurity, transparent, self important, selfish people who believe they are above anyone else. Go wax your ass, you crack waxer

ignorant, snob, self, self, self

by cider army February 8, 2008