Soapy Finger Bum Wank

The act of fingering your asshole with your finger/fingers covered in soap, while masterbating.
“I was struggling to get myself off so I decided to have a soapy finger bum wank
by KD Jackel October 17, 2021
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How's your bum for spots?

A traditional English greeting that literally means "How are you?".
Alright Treacle, how's your bum for spots?
by Rikstir June 24, 2022
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sweaty bum cum

Yo son , you got sweaty bum cum .

hey i wanna lick your sweaty bum cum.
by Mr T April 23, 2005
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Bum crumb ass nigga

a bum crumb ass nigga is that one nigga who thinks they the shit but actually fucken ass at everything they do, video games, school, and hell, even making friends. You can tell if somebody’s a bum crumb ass nigga if they wear their beanie at the top of their head with the top of the beanie all raggy n shit. They also wear baseball caps backwards and sitting on the top of their head so that they seem to have a tall head, bc their heads are small and their brains are small, and end up looking extra retarded.
Person 1: damn yo Damian is a fucken bum crumb ass nigga
Person 2: what do you mean?
Person 1: I mean just look at how this bum ass nigga wears his hat! Wtf!?
by senor_jerome November 18, 2019
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Happy Willy Bum Dance

A dance move where the man rubs his crotch suggestively against the back of the woman. Usually takes place in crowded dance floors
He's pure giving me the Happy Willy Bum Dance!!
by mrmanben February 19, 2009
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kinky monkey bum sex

when a canteen smacks a soldiers ass
sir im getting kinky monkey bum sex
by teague k December 27, 2007
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soapy pokey bum wank

A crude Scottish expression for a sex act involving an individual (more commonly a male) either receiving a finger in their anus during foreplay or alternatively as an form of masturbation, with the crucial addition of bubbles. It is commonly referred to as simply a 'soapy pokey'
'Aye, got my first soapy pokey bum wank the other night.'

'Gies a soapy pokey!' (humorous)
by smokingrabbi October 16, 2009
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