The reason why guys cry, when you play Call of Duty with the boys you can have the time of you're life. Its also a good way to keep you're virginity. #VIRGINITY ROCKS
Oi fuckheads, lets go play some fackin Call of Duty Black ops right now.
In game chat: noobmaster69: Mate you fuckin suck at this game
Guccicocker420: Bro you're cock is the size of a tic tac
noobmaster69: Thats why you're moms breath smells so good
When you see that one guy with the Japanese letters you know you're fucked
In game chat: noobmaster69: Mate you fuckin suck at this game
Guccicocker420: Bro you're cock is the size of a tic tac
noobmaster69: Thats why you're moms breath smells so good
When you see that one guy with the Japanese letters you know you're fucked
by jawspinner September 28, 2020
a place where you can get called a n-word, get quick-scoped. ect. but its also a place made by activision who are gay for keep on making that gay game GO PLAY FORTNITE NIGGAS!!!!!
me?:yo what you playing?
him: call of duty
me: that gay ass game? why not fortnite
him; that the real gay game
me; get out of my house.
him: call of duty
me: that gay ass game? why not fortnite
him; that the real gay game
me; get out of my house.
by chip dip dick tickler January 31, 2023
when boys play it at 3 am, they all turn racist and spit out racist slurs with no backlash, they go all out with no boundaries. You have been warned
*3 am playing Call Of Duty*
Boy 1: OMG THIS GUYS A N*****
Boy 2: STOPP KILLING ME YOU N*****
Boy 3: NOOB KILLER STOP YOU F****** R***** N*****
Boy 1: OMG THIS GUYS A N*****
Boy 2: STOPP KILLING ME YOU N*****
Boy 3: NOOB KILLER STOP YOU F****** R***** N*****
by Myyotic April 20, 2022
Meanwhile in Call of Duty, true gamers laugh about Battlefield's primitive physics engine. Arma was an attempt by a failing Czech developer to make Call of Duty 'more realistic'. However due to the fact that Call of Duty was already as realistic as a video game can possibly be, they panicked. They made a shameless rip-off and slapped 'military simulator' on the front. True gamers are smart enough to know this, hence why Arma averages 67 on Metacritic, whereas Call of Duty averages 98-100. Call of Duty players laugh down at players of every other game, knowing they are Call of Duty rip-offs. Call of Duty is the most realistic video game with the most advanced engine. The world's leading video game scientists have confirmed this, so it isn't as much 'thinking' as it is 'knowing'. And Call of Duty can't possibly RIP those games off. Call of Duty was the first video game, so there wasn't anything for it to rip off.
by mynameisbetter August 13, 2021
by Guyp3rson October 19, 2021
You know that one game that every 60 year old child moelester plays o get some crispy toes. Oh also where there’s tents everywhere cause everyone camps. Wait, also the second you spawn the whole us army is up your ass trying to kill you.
Person 1 (jimmy):call of duty is gay
Person 2 (Thomas): and that’s when Thomas called bullshit and took out his rpg-7 in the middle of class for his tidies.
Person 2 (Thomas): and that’s when Thomas called bullshit and took out his rpg-7 in the middle of class for his tidies.
by Toesucker112 February 13, 2020
by Ducking jimmy the glitzy April 12, 2021