wumble pocket

A polite way to say vagina. Usually said by Victorian Englishmen through thick mustaches

Excuse me madam. But might I sample your wumble pocket.

by undeadlink July 20, 2016

God Pocket

Also referred to as the “G-Pocket”, the God Pocket is your God given pocket (your asshole).

Yo, TSA is gonna hem us up, can you shove these drugs in your God Pocket?

by Cummo January 7, 2022

Pocket pussy

Mail order bride

I took my pocket pussy to the prom and introduced it as my mail order bride

by Tunod81 July 23, 2022

chinese pocket method

A method of masturbation of males where guys grab their dick through their pocket and then jerk off

A: how do I jerk off in class bro?
B: just go to the last bench and use the Chinese pocket method!

by Okok32 July 13, 2025

Pocket Call

When ones Cell Phone ,usually open , hits ones thigh and presses buttons ending with a unintentional call.

Dude: (Pocket Calls parents) And she started touching me! Parents: Wha-!!! Dude: What?? * Looks at pocket* Shit! Pocket Call!

by Unintentional Hate March 19, 2008

Pocket Nazi

One who rigorously (and possibly violently) checks pockets before washing clothing. Especially that of Jews.

Steve is such a Pocket Nazi every fuckin' wash day! I told him they were empty, but he insisted.

by ThRob69 April 2, 2013

Pocket rat

Someone who does out of pocket hood rat shit but nobody knows

Yo, Chris is doin some pocket rat shit around the corner.

by Pocketrat360 November 27, 2019