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judge hard

To grab a hard dick blindfolded and then judge how large it is.
Female: You judge hard at like 6 in.
by Dblankity May 8, 2015
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hard

Roadman: I will bang you up bruv I ain't playing around you know.
Me: Shut up stop thinking you're hard you ain't gonna do shit.
Roadman: What you saying man you ain't hard.
Me: At least I don't think I am.
by hey123den October 25, 2017
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ride em' hard and leave em' wet

a slang term often used by a religion teacher. used to describe the lifestyle of mid-evil cowboys.
To that I say ride em' hard and leave em' wet

Look at that cowboy ride.

he sure knows how to "ride em' hard leave em' wet"
by lil_lamppost April 19, 2022
mugGet the ride em' hard and leave em' wetmug.

Hard Rat Sausage

A really Narly loking boner. something no one should have to witness.
What is that?
Oh its just my Hard Rat Sausage.
by Hard McDaniels April 11, 2019
mugGet the Hard Rat Sausagemug.

You the only one that my dick could get hard for

TikTok trend about James Charles with the song “Hard for” by Kevin gates
People: makes fun of James Charles with old photos of him using “Hard for”

James: You the only one that my dick could get hard for
by Womp womp clown March 29, 2025
mugGet the You the only one that my dick could get hard formug.

hard

when ur penis is hard
when i see amani everytime my dick go hard
by tofuchain August 31, 2021
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