Half-Gander

The offspring of a parent born in Michigan (Michigander) and a parent born anywhere else.

"Adrienne and Nate had a boy named Charlie. Nate's an Oregonian, and Adrienne is a Michigander. That makes Charlie an Oregander."

"No, no Charlie isn't a cooking spice, he's a Half-Gander."

by PixelDust4 October 1, 2025

half front'in

Type of person who is real but they turn on their fake switch anytime, so they ain't 100 all the time.

Man, this chick be half front'in I ain't fucking with it.

by Yungchauproductions August 26, 2020

half-aunt

Parent's half-sister.

Half-aunt.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

half-co-sibling-in-law

Spouse's half-sibling's spouse.

My half-co-sibling-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Straight dudes not knowing what half of things are

thatrandomperson and teegan

Straight dudes not knowing what half of things are (sexualities)

by thatrandompersonnnnn April 27, 2024

2 and a Half Mommies

When a girl has a kid, Finds a MILF, then the girl and the MILF can call each other mommy and the kid calls both of them mommy. But don't call the kid mommy because that's fucking weird.

Abby is into the 2 and a Half Mommies setup

by ballslmbao August 13, 2024

half a bitch

EXACTLY 1/2 OF A WOMEN!

Random Gay Man:NO BITCHES?
ME:i have half a bitch right now thinking About doubling her.

by TheBiggestClownInTheMultiverse March 6, 2023