Have to

No I do have to.

Hym "I am not going to spend the next 40 years laboring. My contribution has generated enough to buy myself out of the work force. If I am not allowed to do that... Then I HAVE TO murder someone's kid. HAVE TO. What is happening to me is nothing more than the desire of solipsistic men and breeders to FEEL LIKE they are in control of the incel problem. If they are not forced to release me and punished for doing this... Someone's kid is going to HAVE TO die. I wish that weren't the case and you don't actually have to understand why it is the case and I don't care if you don't believe me."

by Hym Iam December 28, 2024

Have a spag

Being very angry/upset about something and then ranting about it. In extreme form: going a bit crazy.

"If that oven doesn't get fixed soon I'm going to have a spag."
"My mum had a right spag at me the other day for coming home late."

by lozzyrose November 13, 2011

I have a chicken

How you respond to; do you have a chicken

Person 1: do you have a chicken
Person 2: I have a chicken

by Inky splatoon gamer June 19, 2022

Having a girlfriend

something I'll never do

someone: I love having a girlfriend!

me:

me: why cant i be happy

by why cant i ever be happy November 30, 2022

have a good summer

a very polite way of saying "fuck you"

yeah have a good summer, buddy

by skullymundo October 23, 2023

Having a knock

Having a knock is having a crackhead that you are sure will come back for more drugs.

Person 1: Do you have a knock yet?
Person 2: Yeah, didn't know that having a knock took so much work.

by Unwilledlight May 3, 2021

or the terrorists have won

Basically a perfect excuse to get exactly what you want in life, regardless of circumstances.

Admit you want to have sex with your favourite video game/movie characters or the terrorists have won.
play video games 24/7 and never get a job or the terrorists have won.
set the church on fire or the terrorists have won.
commit the seven deadly sins every single day or the terrorists have won.
burn the holy bible or the terrorists have won.
admit you secretly love listening to guilty pleasure pop songs or the terrorists have won.
admit you secretly love playing Fortnite or the terrorists have won.
join me in worshipping Satan as our lord & savior or the terrorists have won.
Party like a wild animal, get totally wasted and have sex with prostitutes or the terrorists have won.
spend your life savings on sweets, sodas, energy drinks, crisps etc. or the terrorists have won.

by DarkWolfLord666 January 11, 2024