Got Evaned

When in a text message thread with friends, you respond to any comments with extreme trolling, continually referencing a past sensitive issue

Friend: Does anyone wanna game tonight?
Me: No, too busy polishing my Tom Brady GOAT bobblehead
Other Friend: You just Got Evaned

by Evan Peter Grandview May 17, 2021

bro got cloned

a person looks different like weird

kay flock bro got cloned

by frnkstin October 17, 2022

I've got charm comin' out of my ass

An expression used by a charming/cute human being, of course i'm not talking about YOU (the reader of this post)

Person 1: "So... Have you asked that girl out yet?"
Not the reader: "Yeah, and she said yes!"
Not the reader: "What can I say? I've got charm comin' out of my ass"

by Honestly_iForgor July 6, 2023

You got no kulture

No taste

Eww you don’t watch anime you got no kulture

by Dusty loscat August 20, 2022

I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

got heathered

A person above one pay grade who is a supervisor. Befriends you as your boss. Encourages you to ask for help and assures you it’s okay to ask questions.
Also lies right to everyone’s face.

Dude , I got heathered yesterday, that bitch got me me fired. She encouraged me to take time earned off.

by Lisarn005 September 11, 2023

Don’t Take Her She’s All I Got

Well I said, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Please don't take her love away from me
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
She's everything in life I'll ever need
She is life when I want to live
She's everything to me in life that life can give
She's my water when I need a drink
She's the first thought in my mind
Each time I try to think
Let me tell you now, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Please don't take her love away from me
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
She's everything in life I'll ever need
She's my fingers when I want to feel
She's the only thing in life to me that's really real
She is love, she's all the love I know
She could kiss the ground in wintertime
And make a flower grow
Let me tell you now, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got

Please don't take her love away from me
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
She's everything in life I'll ever need
Let me tell you now, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Well I said, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got

Don’t Take Her She’s All I Got

by WorseThanHitler November 26, 2023