Free eats

An expression that one says when given free food.

Jay: Yo! Some pickle fucker gave us free eats!

by KnightofNerdom December 23, 2018

Free Asian

Slang term common amongst experimental “trap metal” artist meaning “federal agent”.

“So are you selling me this marijuana or not?”
“ah hell nah you on some free asian shit. get the fuck out my whip”

by Akazit June 3, 2024

free playstation

getting banned from the popular game overwatch 2 for 6 days ):

russian guy : dawg i wrote free playstation in the overwatch 2 chat and i got banned

big ass guy: its cuz ur crippled bro

by crippled russian April 26, 2023

99% fat free mayonnaise

When you try to be on diet so you buy the fat free one but really it's not even that good.

"Oh Janine, I'm only buying this 99% fat free mayonnaise because I'm on a diet"

by YeetusMcGeetus March 21, 2019

drop a deuce, free a bird

a chill phrase to use when you don't know how or why you did something, but it expresses the extremely chill nature

person 1: hey dude why did you do that?

person 2: idk dude, it's.... drop a deuce free a bird?
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person 1 learning a new concept and realising the complex-simplicity
"drop a deuce, free a bird..."

by Staedtler Berol February 15, 2024

Hans-free

When you get free time from Hans, you're Hans-free.

I love these phone calls Hans-free!

by 🅰️ January 17, 2022

Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich

For all those food critics out there, It is when you get into a 3 Some MFF, you ration your demon seed(Special Sauce) into both of their cockpockets, so that it can be eaten as caviar when both FF 69, whilst you watch. No extra salt needed.

Last night shirely and annie participated in a Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich with your dad, after fisting each other with a prosthetic arm, after dry humping the urn with your mothers ashes. Shirley swallowed, Annie spat it out and then did the dishes. It was a warm summers morning the dew glistened off the leaves, the ambiance of birds and other wild life echos in the valley, you are reminded, your mother was and always will be a titanic whore and the best toilet the german SS ever had.

by JizzalotofAUS December 26, 2023