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Fart Catcher

A person who cannot get their tongue further up the bosses / superiors / other persons arsehole. A kiss-arse. An arse licker. A rimmer. Someone who unnecessarily worships someone so much they catch their precious farts lest they be released into thin air.
That Tony Blair is a real fart catcher to George W Bush!
by JackersKnackers March 26, 2008
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Fart in a handbag

A term meaning damn it.
(By Dominique Hyder)
bonquiqui: "did you finish your homework. "
watermelondrea: "fart in a handbag."
by Hassan Lee June 7, 2016
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Pussy Fart

Another for of queef; When you fart out your vagina.
by Whypigsfly March 12, 2019
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fart laugh

Fart laugh: is a destintive laugh that each person has that is different to the common laugh that is used everyday comical or funny situations.
Blain mentioned to tahlia that isaac’s laughter after he relieved gas in a group was different. Blain told tahlia that it’s a “fart laugh” caused by embarrassment of the unholy stench that whiffed past unexpecting inhaling nasal passages.

Eg. Isaac that’s rank! We know it was you because you fart laughed
by BlaintrainedYasillygoose December 29, 2018
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Icarus Fart

A moment when an individual tries to force out a fart for the purpose of impressing your friends but then end up pooping in your own pants. Much like the story of Icarus, you have flown to close to the sun but instead of falling to your death, you have now shit your pants.
I had to go home for new underwear after I tried to force a fart in class yesterday but instead had an Icarus Fart in my pants.
by Dak Jak October 23, 2018
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Sad farts

When you are feeling so sad that you can’t/don’t even fart.
Person 1: what is up with frank
Person 2: he looks really upset, he must have a case of the sad farts
Person 1: damn
by skegss125 April 8, 2019
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Fuck in the Fart

This is a typical behavior from a girl whom isn't very well put together...alright, a down-right mess that you shouldn't be fucking with in the first place. While amidst full coitus, your man shaft is deeply engaged with her purple-walled clam stem. Before you know it, while your ball bag is pressed against her brown spider hole, she lets a disco biscuit fly. The reverb from her gas flutters against your man sac and engulfs the room with a cloud of toxins. At this exact moment she grasps your arms tightly and makes you stare into her eyes while your fuck in her fart.
"Ahhh man, that chick is such a mess I can't stop staring at her, it's like staring into the sun, she'll totally make me fuck in the fart."

"I'd rather drink hot dog water than fuck in the fart with that broad!"

"I got so hammered hammered last night I went home with this train wreck and she made me fuck in the fart."
by CockCousteau October 23, 2012
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