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Phantom Donkey Punch

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.
"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."
by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023
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donkey knot

When three men tie their penises together in a counterclockwise overhand knot and proceed to shuffle back and forth until the knot is fully winched or until the first man ejaculates
My friend Carlos said he was busy and couldn’t go to the bar my best guess is he it’s currently stuck in a donkey knot with his roommates
by Junebug02 December 3, 2023
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Donkey Liquid

The unholy byproduct of a donkey after consuming nothing but jalapeños and expired dairy. Often found pooling in unfortunate places, it’s best known for clearing out rooms, disrupting friendships, and making even the strongest of men weep uncontrollably.
Damn. Who let that donkey eat those jalapeños? He's been spewing donkey liquid all day!
by Ryunoku September 28, 2024
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Gronk Donkey

An especially big gronk, more than likely an ugly gronk. An idiot.
That woman Maryanne is a gronk donkey frick meeeeeee!!!
by Bimbam69 July 8, 2024
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Donkey Kong

Donkey kong is an ape i guess. i just wanted to put MONKEY somewhere cuz i was bored in class
by UGH SOMEONE TOOK MONKEY MAN December 18, 2023
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fog donkey

An honest person in a room full of fools.
Name is a real fog donkey, they always tell the truth even when everyone else thinks something else is happening.
by Kollies October 4, 2022
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Donkey Bubble

When a girl goes underwater and blows a bubble in your butt hole right before you fart and sucks in the fart
Jill gave me a great donkey bubble in the hot tub.
by SpaceyKevin September 15, 2022
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