David

David was sent to the people of Camelot in the year 2021. He brought lulz, salt, and Epik hacks for all to enjoy. David was described by Rob Monster and Anonymous’ propagandist spokesperson. We may never know the true identity of David, but we’re pretty sure they aren’t Neal.

And all the soldiers mounted their trusty mudkipz and prayed to David, “unintelligible…bless the cats” #WhereWeGoDavidWeNeal

by 420Bridget October 8, 2021

David Cook

When a person is a simp, is short, has a small balls and no penis.

Wow that person is such a David Cook

by Asterox October 9, 2021

Spiky David

cool ass fucking game go check it out bitches you will be 10% more likely to get sex

play spinky davide porfavor its spiky david game yo

by FezarecoolX October 13, 2021

David Paul Gabriel

Sample

Sample only David Paul Gabriel.

by Sad.L1fe October 21, 2021

David

A person who is tall and is rude to everyone

That guy is such an asshole

Yeah his name is "David"

by ThatOneCommunistpig November 1, 2021

David

A black witch from Brazil who can be found on prisonpenpals.com

David: I'm a black witch from Brazil so be careful

by Hondacf100! November 1, 2021

David

David sometimes isn’t such a nice person nor a mean person. He can sometimes suck but he’s fun to be with. He can be funny and a bitch at the same time.

Girl: Hey look, it’s david!!
Girl2: It’s that dumb fuck again.

by shelikesthewayimove July 19, 2021