ta-dad

A Tia (Spanish for Aunt) that has stepped up and taken on the roll of the non-existent Dad. Therefore earning and becoming Ta-Dad.

I need to ask my Ta-Dad before I can go.

by Paiutendn85 February 2, 2023

your dad

The guy who left to get the milk.

Your dad went to get the milk along time ago.

by Staceys Mom Has Got It GoingOn January 30, 2023

your dad

your dad is gone

the reason you have to milk is because your dad is gone

by Jesus watches you sleep May 3, 2022

Dad

Some bitch from hell that can be generous and trick you into believing he is a good person but in reality, your dad is a narcissistic bitch who only thinks of himself.

My dad is a complete idiot can I pls borrow someone else's dad for a full month.

by your fellow gurl January 26, 2022

#1 dad

Simply the best, most loved dad in the whole wide world

The owner of this mug is definitely the #1 dad in the world.

by Doingmystuff December 22, 2017

WANNA B DAD

Don’t just call yourself ‘Dad’ and expect kids to love you, it’s a title you have to earn.

P1: I don't care for much but pretending to be a wanna b dad is pathetic.

P2: your mom.
P1: Wtf that got to do with your responsibility of emotional support idiot!

by 911111101010101 March 25, 2019

Car Dad

An informal and affectionate term for a car owner that identifies as male and believes that his cars are his children. While all car owners may never think of their cars as their children, "car dads" are an entirely different breed. They're typically older, single, males that were never able to find someone willing to bear their children. Their female identifying counterpart is the "dog mom" ,

I'm a car dad. My cars are my children. My Mercedes is my daughter Christine, and my BMW is my daughter Emily.

by Mr Thriller February 15, 2024