Dad Joke

The best kind of joke

Son: dad I’m hungry!
Dad: hi hungry in dad!
Son: STOP WITH THE DAD JOKES THEY SUCK!

by My bro town November 9, 2020

Dad

Something that you never meet

My dad left my family

by Ghknvgui March 10, 2018

dad

Nope. This isn’t a joke. I’m not one of those ten year olds who says “LOL NO MILK NO DAD!1!1!!11!1!!1” ok so a dad is a guy who gets u ice cream and tells jokes and can be good like 86% of dads but some can be uhhhh yeah…..

Kid: can we get McDonald’s
Dad: yes

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗwalk w/ friend August 11, 2022

Dad

some stranger who your mom says is half of you

Terrence-Who is that
Mom-It's your dad
Terrence-Who

by someguywhoisonurbandictionary March 10, 2021

Dad

Dad:Honey i’ll be back i need to get some milk

Me:Can i come too

Dad:No

15years later

Me:That milk must be spoiled

My dad went to go get milk a couple days ago

by Borki-YT April 16, 2020

dad

dad has new gf

dad is not cool

by PIZZA GAL May 6, 2020

Dads

The Day After Drinking Shits

I woke up and the DADS were rancid

by Noimtherealdirtydan August 21, 2022