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Suck Your Dad

When I suck your dad so much that his stick turns purple and falls off into my mouth and I swallow it.
by EINHJFJUE May 23, 2023
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Dad

You're Dad is the most reliable and trustworthy man in the world. You know you can count on him in any situation. If you have a problem, you're Dad will be the one to help you.
by 2011_Unknown_2011 November 8, 2020
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dad

mf you explain i’ve never had one lmao
Jay- hey bro where’s dad?
Sam- don’t know haven’t seen him for 16 years

Jay- oh shit bro i’m sorry
by cummer<3 January 5, 2022
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ta-dad

A Tia (Spanish for Aunt) that has stepped up and taken on the roll of the non-existent Dad. Therefore earning and becoming Ta-Dad.
I need to ask my Ta-Dad before I can go.
by Paiutendn85 February 2, 2023
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Dad fast

Adv.

To braaap up the street fast enough to pucker a butthole with excitement, but slow enough to not cause fear.
"Did you see that Subaru Impreza? Dude was going dad fast"
by Beebo&Beebo May 17, 2019
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Bar Dad

When a guy comes to the bar every day and drinks alcohol. He helps the bar out when they need help. He is not paid. But, will help with kicking people out, restock beer, gets ice, and helps women switch out kegs.
You see that guy over there. His name is Roger, he's the bar dad. Don't get drunk in here and be obnoxious. He will kick you out!
by Canadian gooose January 13, 2025
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Dad

Me
by Your Missing Dad July 19, 2022
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