DAD he pays the bills and they come back Except furys wont understand this there dad left them because they don' want some gay ass b**** in there house.
by anonymous February 1, 2022
Get the DAD mug.A gross superhero. If you were his wife you would never see him, that's why he is single I guess! Of course he will 'save the day' but instead of taking them down, he bites them? Wouldn't that make the bad guy immortal?! So.. uh, I guess he doesn't really save everyone? The guy has a bad .. Comedy show? Every year I guess.? He does this with his son, which is somehow not a vampire..? So.. CONGRATS YOU'RE ADOPTED!! Honestly I feel kinda bad for little Timmy, he literally saw his dad suck BLOOD out of his bully's NECK. I get it, he is a bully.. BUT JEEZE. Anyways, this character is made by Danny Gonzalez and I think Vampire Dad is weird
by Vampire Son's Friend February 1, 2022
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Get the hey its me your scum bag dad mug.A "Your Mom" type insult typically used referring to someone's father going to get milk and never coming back.
Your dad is my favorite fictional character. He's fictional because he went to get milk 7 years ago and hasn't come back.
by KitTheDimwit February 2, 2022
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by why does this happen to me February 4, 2022
Get the dad mug.the one who says he will get milk and never and never does who knows? maybe he got an Iphone and became rich or was doomed to mine bitcoin for the rest of his life who knows?
by why does this happen to me February 4, 2022
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