The biggest, most massive-size cum you would ever experience in life. Often asked as a question or a statement to flex on mother fuckers. Big Cum.
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Get the Big Cum mug.Cum Bending has been used for many centuries. This technique uses the air density and launches the semen out of the urethra at increased rates. Turns out it doesn't work that well, and it really isn't that cool. For some reason, it is still being used to this day.
Friend 1: Yo! I figured out how to Cum Bend! This is so Cool!
Friend 2: Word to the wise bro, Cum Bending really isn't that cool.
Friend 2: Word to the wise bro, Cum Bending really isn't that cool.
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Get the cum gumble mug.A procedure carried out by vegans when the host releases his "seed" onto a plant species of any type which does include trees but not to be confused with tree hugging. The procedure is viewed as a way of reproduction by the religion of veganism. Once the procedure has ended, the host chants a speech of creating the "plantant", a superior gender and specie that will eventually outgrow the population of humans and take the planet and rid it of all that is seen as a sin in the eyes of veganism. Unfortunately, the plant doesn't survive once the load has dropped and it has an overdose of hormones. Theoretically, the planet should have some sort of reaction to the hormones. Trees are rarely used in this procedure.
"Yeah yeah my mate vegan Jim did a tad bit of plant cumming the other day but he died of exposure before the police could beat him to death from public nudity"
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shortly after performing fellatio. Cum Shields have also proven themselves to be quite useful in today's bukkake scenes. Usually accompanied by a large goblet or chalice. Most commonly made of glass, and held under the chin to collect any run down of semen.
shortly after performing fellatio. Cum Shields have also proven themselves to be quite useful in today's bukkake scenes. Usually accompanied by a large goblet or chalice. Most commonly made of glass, and held under the chin to collect any run down of semen.
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