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Gladful cookie

The Gladful cookie serve has carbs less than half a banana, protein equal to an egg and fiber equal to one carrot. All made with unrefined cane sugar and baked with whole wheat. Basically, it’s the cookie of our dreams and a snack that’s going to break the internet. Moms are calling it the best invention since the baby pacifier. Grand moms are saying there is finally a healthy snack which doesn’t taste like straw. Some have finished the cookie jar before the kids finished their online class. Basically the magic cannot be explain.
I’m skipping the eggs today as I got Gladful cookies in my lunchbox
by Moms of Gladful December 3, 2021
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No Cookie March

No Cookie March, or shorten it as NCM You cant eat cookie on march until end of march, This mean you cannot see cookie, No eating cookie for whole march, Everyone wont eat cookie, this is challenge to show Cookie's Pain for whole march
Noah: hey did you fail no cookie march
Felix: Yes
Noah: What a idiot, never eat cookie again.
by Parasouth December 3, 2021
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Easter cookie

A bitch who “apologizes” but then tries to hurt people again
Person A: do you know easter cookie
Person b: yeah she’s a bitch who “apologizes” to hurt people again
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Cookies

Small bits of dried feces that remain stuck to one's buttcrack hair post-defecation.

See also: butt crust
I'm getting laser hair removal next month. Bye bye cookies!
by foolproofdummy July 20, 2022
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Madleine Cookie

A Himbo from a silly little cookie game called cookie run:kingdom.
Madleine Cookie:A Himbo from a silly little cookie game called cookie run:kingdom.

person 1:"who is the biggest himbo in crk?"
person 2:"Madeleine is."
by MaddyMilkers July 23, 2022
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lemon cookie pebbles

Type of cart that taste like lemon cookie pebbles
Dam bro you have lemon cookie pebbles let me get a hit!
by Stoners fun July 24, 2022
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National Give an Otter a Cookie Day

Occuring on July 29th, its the day where you give your favorite otter friend a cookie!
"Hey, do you have the cookies prepared? Tomorrow is National Give an Otter a Cookie Day!"
by Anonymous Person Smile July 28, 2022
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