Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020

open a can o' whupass

A phrase stating, "beat the living shit out of". Commonly paired with: you, it, I'll, etc.

Whupass being a shortcut compound for "whoop ass".

I'll open a can o' whupass on you!

by Veridicule December 26, 2018

cuz i can

cuz i can write dis definition.

why did you do that?
you:cuz i can!

by yeyepena123 October 22, 2019

Coke can

Large, girthy penis that all are impressed by

Wow, have you seen Derrick’s Coke can?

Yes, it is very impressive and girthy

by TotalWiggles December 31, 2020

Can Of Corn's Hellstrom

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Can Of Corn's Hellstrom

by SuchBackSmacker March 15, 2025

Can

Slang for mace

Usage guide

Future tense: I'm going to can out bettey

Past tense: my friend accidentally canned him and his friend out

Present tense: yo he is canning that kid out

I want to can out bettey.

by Crackerjack2k December 9, 2024

Can

Can is a brown or black haired man. He is very kind, friendly and smart guy who always help others when they need him.

My name is Can …

by hoethemotherfuckinjo November 23, 2021