Guadalupe wake up call

When a guy or girl is awakened by housekeeping at a hotel/motel and see they were defecated on while passed out drunk.

Aw man, Chino was so pissed off at Monique last night, he took her back to his room, and she had the ol Guadalupe wake up call...
Housekeeper-"knock knock, housekeeping.
Monique-"Uuuugh...what the!!"

by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023

When you call me at 3 in the morning

Natural butter 🕺🕺🕺

I’ma eat your breakfast when you call me at 3 in the morning

by Your lebron glazer lebron baby July 25, 2023

call dd a chlapa

just do it lookat polish on google translate

chalpa= slut.call dd a chlapa

by Tdtrtetwt February 7, 2020

Being called racist

That isn't what happening. You know that isn't what's happening.

Hym "And there's a difference between being called racist and what's happening. And BEYOND WHAT'S HAPPENING... You're also getting anything that's even peripherally associated with a racist epitaph being conflated with racial slurs. And then you get retard shit-libs like you shitting your ink poop all over the place because everything is just-a-oh-so-nebulous. But, as a shit lib, you only care about half the nuance and only half of the time. Dogshit intellectually dishonest hippies. And the axioms of youre belief aren't inarguable."

by Hym Iam April 1, 2024

Call

Call - A - Language - Leguan

Baldur: Simon, call?
Simon: I'm already in a call
Bladru: CALL A LANGUAGE LEGUAN

by Nick(el)name November 4, 2023

Faux Call

A fake phone call you take on your cell phone when either a.) you see someone coming you don't want to talk to, or b.) you want to end a conversation abruptly.

"That stupid ass mascot at the ballgame came over to fuck with me again!" "Fortunately I was able to whip out my cell & take a Faux Call and that goody bastard ignored me"

by Carl 26.2 January 17, 2017

Kj's Brother /calls

He's Dead

Kj's Brother /calls is Dead

by A name that rhymes /w Hershey November 22, 2023