Cookie

A small/tiny cake

"Can I have a cookie?"

by Tim Cookie June 24, 2021

cookie

a yoommy snack

Bob: Can I have cookie please?
Jack: Yes of course *gives cookie*
Bob: thanks man

by ILikeCookiesLOL August 15, 2021

Cookie Shlongster

When a man bakes a cookie in the shape of a penis, fucks a women with it in the ass and then eats it.

Guy1: "I totally gave this chick a cookie shlongster last night.. it literally tasted like shit."

by AlliBigTits August 18, 2011

crack cookies

A colloquialism to refer to lofthouse cookies or those really soft sugar cookies you can buy from the bakery section at the grocery store. Called such because they're not that good, but you end up eating them fast as hell like crack.

"Hey. I picked up some crack cookies from Food Lion. You want some?"
"Fuck Yeah I love crack cookies"

by LizardInACan April 12, 2022

Jizz cookie

Another way of saying Soggy Biscuit

Alfread: Hey wanna do the Jizz Cookie Competition?
Jack: Do you mean Soggy Biscuit?

by JizzCookie March 28, 2022

Rookie Cookie

A weak-ass, flodging type motherfucker who acts like he about that street life, but is an undercover chicken-hearted lame.

J-Tee was acting like a hood nigga until that street nigga brandished that yawk and put it to his face. Fucking rookie cookie.

by DeadNGon3 April 28, 2021

Ass cookie

Soften stool that depicts the look and feel of a cookie.

My stomach hurts so I’m going to go to the bathroom and make an ass cookie.

Wow, my poop looks like a perfect ass cookie.

by MarinaCityBrian December 22, 2018