blow critical mass

A person who in all likelihood could become overweight as they age due to their physical build

That girl looks great, but she looks like she'll blow critical mass when she gets older by looking at her face and hips

by Tribal_Warfare January 20, 2024

blow my skirt up

Is when something happens that excites you. (Blows you away)

That movie did/didnt blow my skirt up

by Cybergora April 2, 2017

Blow your back out

To fuck someone so good, they can't walk for N amount of time.

Broski 1: I'm gonna fuck you so good, I blow your back out
Broski 2: aight, bet

by emoboyy.xd December 25, 2023

the "blow hole"

when you poop so hard, it tears your O ring (butthole)

Kevin: I just took the "blow hole"!
Derric: dude... gross.

by webbfr January 2, 2025

Blowing out the bowl

To go shit in a toilet that border line clogs the toilet with the shit alone

I just blew out the bowl

I’m going to go empty my bowls, probably blow out the bowl

I’m blowing out the bowl

by Bunnyman666 October 18, 2022

fruit blow-up

when you wrap fruit roll up on your man’s peenar and you proceed to give him a blowjob while simultaneously sucking the fruit roll up and his soul 8====D <(;

me: guess what i did last night

friend: what?

me: i tried the fruit blow-up on him
friend: oh my gawwwshhh gurl how’d you like that?
me: it was so so good and fun you should try it sometime!

friend: i definitely will, did he like it?
me: yes he said it was amazeballs!!!!!! (and would use as a condom)

by bluhjubpwincess45chromies March 25, 2025

Blows snow all over the car

Really bad

Mario: The pepperoni bag was cut below the zipper!
Luigi: That blows snow all over the car!

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 February 25, 2021