beating your chicken

Name: beating your chicken Mug
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masterbaiting

“were you beating your chicken to my nudes? lol”

by greasygolffish June 30, 2018

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beat your shrine while you whine

When urban dictionary rejects your definition so you masturbate while you are bawling your eyes out while playing MOONLIGHT by xxxtentacion

beat your shrine while you whine:

me ima beat my shrine while i whine because jeff is being a peice of shit

by Baznigger April 26, 2019

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Beat a furry day

Beat a Furry Day is an event that takes place on November 27th each year. It is a day where people can "beat" furries, which refers to physically or metaphorically attacking individuals who identify as furries or participate in the furry fandom.

beat a furry day is coming soon

by notblueandred111111 May 14, 2024

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you’re beat

You’re dead to me. I don’t fuck with you. It also could mean no.

Example 1: After finding out that Noah was being extra shady, Kirsten said “You’re beat bro” and ceased all contact with Noah.

Example 2:

Jack: Bro can you front me some weed?

Mark: Nah, you’re beat!

by Idontfuckwithyouuuu October 25, 2017

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Eat Beat Sleep

The awesome trifecta of eating some food, beating off, and then night night.

Larry didn’t want to spend Thanksgiving with his family. Instead he chose to eat beat sleep.

by AlxNvrmnd January 4, 2024

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beat meat to it

A bastardization of "beat me to it" from r/beatmetoit. The subreddit r/beatmeattoit is mostly comprised of shitposting and constant reposts.

In literal terms, "beat meat to it" means to beat your meat aka masturbate to something.

You know the 76th repost of "The spinning chicken nugget? Repost in 24 hours or you are dead"? I definitely beat meat to it.

by 2Fax5U October 25, 2023

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