Real

When something is clearly fictional or fake, you can say real to make a joke

*video of png dinosaurs roaming a png of Los Angeles*

Commenter: real

by abc's and 123's October 9, 2022

real

an expression, similar to "no way", often used in the context of referential or post-modern internet humor. it can also be tacked on after a proper noun when pointing out resemblance to a person or character.

Joe: posts photo of a cardinal holy shit dude angry bird
Steve: real

Bob: posts image of a jumbo-sized tennis ball
Dave: Holy shit bfb tennis ball real

by TSwany August 9, 2022

real

totally fake

Do this actually exist?

No, this is totally real

by ccd derneilay July 17, 2022

Roberto isn’t real

A fact. Roberto isn’t real.

Girl 1: Roberto isn’t real

Girl 2: so true!

by Anita-wita August 24, 2022

For real

used in questions to express surprise or to question the truth or solemnity of what one has seen or heard.

"are these guys for real?"

by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025

Real

Real is a caring, calm, and loving man. He is faithful to his girlfriend or wife and always thinks about her Everytime of the day. He never gets tired of his girl. He is a fast-learner and could understand one's situation easily. Real is a wonderful man, a good sibling and son.

"I don't want you as my boyfriend, you're not Real. "

by aurelia. oncipen May 16, 2022

Real Man

Yes it's the no true Scottsmen fallacy but it's ALSO the solipsism I've been talking about.

Hym "And it's implicit in the term 'real man,' Meg. You husband is MORE real to you and the other men are LESS real. If your husband's cock fat? Because that is why you think he's more. Your marriage is a solipsistic dyad."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025