April

Gym milf, crazy blonde hair, would be literally out-the-wazoo in bed so you're scared of her. Asks you to help her in the tanning rooms without your consent.

There's probably a reason that the crazy eyed woman named April is single in her mid-forties.

by OHYESYESBABY August 21, 2023

April 16

National send nudes day

Josh: it’s April 16
Becky: ok…so what
Josh: national send nudes day

Becky: fine

by Bubblypop April 2, 2023

April 28

National kiss a boy day you have to walk up to any boy and kiss them

John: standing in the hall on April 28
Liz: walks up and kisses him

John: why
Liz : runs away

by Meghan knows all December 10, 2019

April 4th!

So.. April 1 and you missed out? Don't worry, April 4th is National April fools day 2.0!

April fools day! On April 4th! In case you missed April 1.

by Naomiii! April 3, 2022

April 22

The brithday of a nerd who only plays 2k21 and is usually named Henry

It's April 22nd, you know what that means. It's that nerd Henry's birthday.

by Zach rub April 22, 2021

APRIL 16TH

Today a legendary BADASS was born with the initials JMS. An Aries with FIRE. Talented, TOUGH, funny AF, loving, scary, intelligent, sent from the heavens and an all around BADASS. If you know someone with these initials wish then a happy badass birthday.

April 16th, BADASS, LEGEND, JMS

by Another Badass April 16, 2022

April 2nd

If you got a boyfriend/girlfriend on this day, you're probably one of the coolest people on earth, and it's also a sacred day for the Aboriginals in North Russia. Couples in the old North Russia used to wait to get engaged until April 2nd, because they on that day could choose one other to sacrifice to the gods, because of the sacred day. Ps If your names are Silje and Lucas, and y'all get together on this day, it automatically means lifelong blessings, happiness and fire sex for the both of you.

You got together on April 2nd? I better watch my back, before I get sacrificed, haha.

by peewcock April 6, 2023