by Chimeratech Overpwn January 11, 2009
by Drowy757 November 11, 2010
"I'm in need for some Kielbasa in my taco."
Alternatively, if it is a guy wanting to have sex with a girl, the following would apply:
"I want to put my kielbasa in her taco."
Alternatively, if it is a guy wanting to have sex with a girl, the following would apply:
"I want to put my kielbasa in her taco."
by nash nacho July 11, 2008
Grand theft taco refers to the loss of a young girl's virginity by the hands of a thief. If said girl has her cradle robbed, she is said to have been the victim of grand theft taco. The taco is of course referring to female reproductive organ...her cunt. See also vertical smile and axe wound.
Pablo Don Carlos was convicted of grand theft taco when he undoubtedly stole Sally's virginity in a hilariously humiliating way.
by Muffdiver December 22, 2006
It's the act of having sex with a girl with her ass on the hood of your car or truck. The next day when everything dries, you can see the "taco" outline on the hood.
Eric banged Sara on the hood of his Jeep. The next day I saw the hood wax taco and made this definition.
by matt April 13, 2005
A poser Mexican or somebody who has mexican family background and tries to act like a cholo/chola but wasn't even born in Mexico and doesn't know any spanish.
Heraldo: Did you see that guy trying to act like a real mexican, talkin like a gangster and then he pussied out of the fight?
Mike:Yeah, that douche is a Taco Bell Mexican
Mike:Yeah, that douche is a Taco Bell Mexican
by Mr.LargeDial June 16, 2010
God's Tacos,man created a taco soo delicious, he created the concept of God to have something to compare it to. God met the taco al pastor, stood up, and gave it his chair. The Taco then made God shit himself in its greatness.
The only man equally badass to survive the taco AL pastor, is Luis Gasca, and he laughs in the face of "God", tacos al pastor are great.
by Luis Gasca May 18, 2006