max baillie

Chicken head fi gilly, bolted fi wee Jack dl on the sky absolute tampon eh a laddie. should not be let oot the hoos in fear of being raped or hurt from Jack dl, in other words he’s an absolute poof.

Max baillie, chicken head.

by Youngbaz January 20, 2025

Max

a wonderfull TRANSformation

my friend -Max

by bunnybunn November 11, 2021

Max

A god of all sorts which if placed in an arena with any fictional character would dominate. Short for Maximum Destruction, he usually takes the form of a cat. Almost a skinwalker.

"I bet Max could beat Goku"

by Oni1604 September 28, 2022

Dirty Max

When someone says something very outa pocket

When you say you cousins girlfriend creamed
“Adrianna what are you doing?”
“Adrianna creamed!” Dirty Max

by Xen_Lover January 5, 2024

Max

Is usually good at everything, except for video games. Gets good grades and has a lot of friends but isn’t very popular among his school. Isn’t the hottest guy in the room but is more personality than looks. Has a great relationship with his family and friends. Max is very athletic and plays about every sport possible. Relationship wise he is only looking for the perfect girl and nothing less but nobody likes him so he’s lonely.

Note: I am a Max so this information is 100% accurate

Everyone: You should just stop playing fortnite, your soooo trash.

Max: It’s fine I have football practice anyway and after that I have basketball.

by maxroni09 December 4, 2020

flesh maxing

The art of stretching one's own foreskin out enough to be used as a blanket

Jon was flesh maxing all summer so he would be ready for the winter!

by anonymous January 26, 2025

matthew maxxing

Matthew maxxing is a practice between a male and a female of the name Lili.

This practice is usually sexual and was made originally as joke from when the famous actor Matthew mcConaughhey and actress Lilliana Campos had a private tape leaked.

Gen Z has popularized this joke around numerous social media platforms like tiktok.

Zahir Topping was shown Matthew Maxxing across Twitter.

by Urban poster1 March 3, 2024