tig o' bittys

A play on words meaning the same thing as big o' tittys. Used when trying to disguise the phrase in an in-appropriate place.

That girls got some tig o' bittys
"No chest or Tig o' bittys"
-Ali in Breath In, Breath Out

by jimp puice November 21, 2007

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Bag O' Bunnies

Large, lumpy, cellulite-ridden, fat buttocks that move in a way which suggests they have a life of their own! The different areas of the butt move in various jiggling motions, sometimes counter to each other. Usually noticed on obese women who insist on wearing form-fitting stretch pants or shorts and think they are oh so sexy!

"She had on this pair of tight orange polyester stretch pants, and when she walked, her huge fat ass looked just like a BAG O' BUNNIES!"

by Karen Wit July 23, 2004

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boob-o-meter

Using (or offering) a thoughtful gauge to measure a woman's bare breasts. Boob-O-Meters often spontaneously appear at the in-fields of the most notable, and finest NASCAR forums (ie Talladega, Daytona, Brickyard, etc). Cardboard cut-outs are often used for mobile Boob-O-Meters, while plywood units sometimes appear at the more regular locations. Boob-O-Meters readings often include, "itty bitty", "oh mama", "melons", "big 'uns" and "good GOD" ...

She was able to fill out the "dammit Jim!" reading on the Boob-o-Meter we ran into this weekend at 'Dega !

My wife's sister registered as "itty bitty" while my wife scored "lordy lordy, they'd be 40!" on the Boob-O-Meter.

by K3ys3rS0z3 July 17, 2017

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Bucket O' Betes

(BUH-kit oh BEE-tees)
A large portion of anything, usually a medley of foods with large amounts of saturated and trans fats. These foods are usually eaten by people with BMI's over 90. Bucket O' Betes is a good, safe alternative to hanging yourself.

I went to Panda the other day, and got a Bucket O' Betes with extra soy sauce and a Dr. Pepper.

by Nicholas Mokover February 17, 2008

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