Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)

It’s a sarcastic or comical way of saying you’re going to go very hard on something, whether that's a workout, cooking a steak, fixing a problem, etc. coined in 2025 by RCS

“How’s that new blender?”
“Bro, it slaps so hard it made the smoothie beg for mercy and file a 401(k).”

Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)

by AKansasIntellectual June 14, 2025

k

used when somebody is annoyed with you.

Person 1:"sorry i cant come"
Person 2: "k"

by mfskeemerboi July 3, 2020

K-pop

An alternative form of Ok boomer, where k stands for "Ok" and pop for "grandpa"

Boomer: *not so good well reasoned rant about the use of smartphones in younger generations regarding a totally unrelated problem*
Every not boomer: Ok Boomer
Me and a few others enlightened: K-pop

by eathtespagheti.sh February 9, 2020

k hole

Guy with really bad insults

Me:Your so stupid k hole
Khole:ur stuipdd m8 ur insults are bad

by Mr lenny potter m8 December 15, 2016

K-indie

Indie rock from Korea

I am listening to a K-indie music. It sounds good by the way!

by Lee Lith January 14, 2018

Zoe k

Zoe k is a popular girl in high school and will think that she is just so amazing even when she is insecure and rude

look! it’s zoe k! stay away

by hippommmm October 9, 2020

k-lax

First mentioned in Rick and Morty s1e11, "Ricksy Business"

Also known as k-lax

Crystal kalaxian is a really strong, but fleeting high. Does anybody else have any more k-lax? B-birdperson?

by Bad C dev November 9, 2024