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Urban Dictionary

A sarcastic version of the Dictionary, very funny and has meaning for almost any word.
Guy 1: Hey, let's look on the Urban Dictionary!
Guy 2: Yeah!!!! I love The Urban Dictionary!, It's very sarcastic about the real dictionary! And it's FUNNY!
by xXLonerxX May 11, 2016
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Urban dictionary

A place online where you go after sharing your information on Reddit and looking at dick on Omegle because “fuck it.” By the time you have made it onto urban dictionary it is 1am. In the mist of scrolling you are in a dark quiet room wishing you had peanut butter and a dog to lick it off your balls. The first search you will make will be James Charles, wap , or gay. The only reason you are fucking here is because you tried to shoot your shot with a girl on Snapchat and she won’t send back and pics. Or you are a white boy age 10-14 trying to understand what you heard in the middle school hallways while also trying to figure out what you found the other day in mommy’s secret drawer. If you have fucking read this far you don’t have a life. Get one and get off of urban dictionary.
Mom- what were you up to last night? You- I was on urban dictionary. Mom- fucking disgrace all you do is listen to k pop and go on urban dictionary. 2019 is over get a life
by GMS sufferer August 29, 2020
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Dearest Urban Dictionary...

If you love me, if you absolutely adore me, will you not post this definition?

*I'll be checking everyday*
Me: "Dearest Urban Dictionary... Will you post this if you love me?"
Hopefully NOT Urban Dictionary people: "Aha! I don't know you and don't intend on doing so, so I'll post this on Urban Dictionary!"
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Urban Dictionary

A website where people post stupid and inappropriate words for no reason
by BLAH BLAH BLAH :| October 26, 2018
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Urban Dictionary

This pile of shit website were on
"Lets go add some things on urban dictionary"
by HEnny Ther slawg March 20, 2019
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urban dictionary

urban dictionary is one of the best things ive ever eaten in my life. props to elon musk
yo i just killed urban dictionary that was crazy
by candice nuts March 20, 2023
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Urban Dictionary

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022
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