ur mum

ur mum is what people say when they don't want to say an actual answer.

I had passionate sex with ur mum last night.

Friend 1: What day is it?
Friend 2: ur mum

by iwillfuckurmum June 8, 2022

Ur mom

my momma
its a joke deal with it

"so what are you doing today?" "ur mom"

by girlisok March 1, 2022

Ur mom

A women who spat on you when you were born.

“Hey mom what are you.”
“The women that spat on you. I’m Ur Mom.”

by Dieplz April 26, 2021

ur dad

ur dad got milk

your dad got 17 years expired milk and will come back when you are 18 so give up on life

by the dumb nerd 1+1=84 February 4, 2020

Ur gross

Ahhh, I can't wait

Nol* Ur gross

by anonymous October 23, 2020

Ur Mom

Fat, Ugly, gross, etc.

Jason: where did liya go?
Shayne: Ur mom

by kiuri November 17, 2021

ur mom

Ur mom is an insutl than u can use it without ofending any one but its an insult

ur mom is ugly

by yuh777 January 30, 2021