Turd

Stinky brown thing that comes out of your butt

Person 1: I had the stinkiest turd ever dude!!
Person 2: that’s nasty 🤢

by French urban Fry April 27, 2022

Turd murgan

A small child who aggravates the shit out of you.

Give me back my phone, you turd murgan!

by Trollerfromhades April 27, 2016

Kerim the turd

He is bald, one-legged guy with rotten teeth and the ugliest motherfucker i’ve ever seen in my life.

He tried to kill himself many times because he is always rejected by women, even by his own daughter, who is the biggest whore in turkey.

Look, it’s kerim the turd aka the bald ogre

by nobody.22 January 16, 2025

turd bender

When you let one go and it's bending when it's coming out. it's like it doesn't know any better because it's just a turd. -V.O.

That guy in the box at the end of the street is a turd bender.

by V.O. May 27, 2017

Pussy Turd

A person or thing that shouldn't be found in a certain place under normal circumstances. Something out of place, unexpected.

"I walked into the office to find that pussy turd Yanisse making himself a coffee. What was he doing here? Isn't he based in the Marseille branch? Please don't tell me I have to work with him today."

by Celtic Worrier February 26, 2025

Turding

Moving the buttocks constantly, like a twerking dance, while defecating to make a massive turd come out from between the glutes easily.

Sally has such a fat ass that I saw her performing turding at the summer camp evening.

by Imperador dos 10K Calendários March 21, 2025