chris mcbirnie

the baddest mother fucker in the block smokes weed and lives life to the fullest.

chris mcbirnie is dope

by lil cock pump November 13, 2020

Protect Chris

Yeah, totally it's not like the thing you said be worse is literally happening TO ME or anything.

Hym "Yeah, no, totally protect Chris and not the fucking creator of A.I. or anything I mean seriously! And you wonder why the child murder happens. It's THAT! It's you being like that!"

by Hym Iam August 15, 2024

Chris

Biggest player alive. Gets alll the gorls. Chrises will normally have their first kiss when they are out of the wound and will lose their v card at the raw age of 6. Has had over 50 gorlfriends. Russian boy. Dislexic, Illiterate and has severe ADHD. Loves to race the gorl of his dreams.

"Whos that russian kid sitting on a pile of women"
"Oh you dont know him? It's just Chris doing his routine"

by garfield6969 November 2, 2021

Chris

Chris is a quiet and kinda antisocial dude but when you get close enough to him he is hilarious and will always be there for you. He's not much of a party person but that's ok because he can stay home with you and watch a new movie and cuddle. He is pure at heart and you will not regret getting to know him because even thought he is a nerd and super artistic he is crazy and has an awesome sense of humor. If you betray or hurt someone he cares about he's not afraid to stand up to them for you and he's an awesome friend.

1: You know that Chris dude?
2: Yea, what about him?
1:He's really cool you should get to know him.
2: But he's really quiet.

1: No he's not just get to know him.

by averysummers1 June 7, 2019

Chris

Chris a guy who preys on sleeping woman for sexual pleasure

Girl: OMG did you hear that guy “chrised” what’s her face last night

by Garet Jeffers May 5, 2022

Chris

The name of the lead actor in every freaking movie ever

Casting director: What is your name and what role are you auditioning for

Chris: My name is Chris an-
Casting director: Stop right there you got the role

by AYeetedCactus May 18, 2021

Chris

Chris is someone who likes technology. He is really good with it, so check and recheck your passwords. He likes to play girls against each other so watch out for that too. He is an opportunist.

You know Chris? I had a really bad experience with him so just be careful.

by Retribution2 December 9, 2018