Black Bean Fiesta

The act of defecating on a female while simultaneously ejaculating on to her.

When your frat boy buddy tells you, "Dude, I was so wasted last night, while that girl was blowing me, I accidentally gave her a black bean fiesta."

by PensiveGoose July 6, 2010

Lil String Bean

(Adj.) A kid trying to act rich and/or cool. But really the kid is acting edgy and/or cringey

(Adj.) A person who has a small penis.

Jacob Sartorious is such a Lil String Bean

I saw Devin's dick last night, what a Lil String Bean he has.

by DiseasedRaven September 14, 2017

Louisiana Bean Dip

To shit in a female's mouth, after which you shovel it out with your dick and splatter paint on her chest. (Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket).

She said she was the dirtiest girl i'd ever met, but then she experienced the Louisiana Bean Dip.

by Willster May 15, 2008

franks and beans

puttin your mushroom headed warrior under a woman expericencing diarheaa and insert it into her mouthal region

i gave your mother some franks and beans last night, she was hungry, they were delectable

by Matthew P, Millibarbwaaaa July 9, 2007

red beans and rice

phat, curvy or maybe just obese

Red beans and rice didn't miss her.

by Fledermouse December 14, 2012

Alabama Bean Dip

The act of puking into the partner's anus, sticking your penis in, and then pulling it out and proceeding to put it in the partner's mouth.

I gave her a good old fashion Alabama Bean Dip last night

by Mafia Game May 11, 2016

hopped up on the bean

Hyper caffeinated after drinking one too many cups of coffee in the morning

Dude at work: Yo, wtf is up with Allen? He is wired for sound this morning!

Other dude at work: He drank that whole pot of coffee, now he's hopped up on the bean.

by jlmgemini September 11, 2013