Riding the hand car

A euphemism for masturbation. Similar to "turning Japanese", as told in the song of that name by The Vapors".
After watching that porno, I'll be riding the hand car home.
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Riding the hand car

A euphemism for masturbation. Similar to "turning Japanese", as told by the song of that name by The Vapors.
After watching that porno, I'll be riding the hand car home.
by June 09, 2022
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riding accapella

Single, but having a blast. Free with nobody telling you what or what not to do.
"Young, Wild, Free"
"Now I be riding accapella"
"Single and ready to mingle"
"Ready to ride accapella?"
by RubyRedd July 30, 2013
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The opposite of ride or die

Day sulan is the opposite of ride or die and I’m not talking about nothing illegal in my definition but everything good a girlfriend and wife do for their man, and all they do is serve their best interests. In fact when we was together not only day sulan was the opposite of a ride or die chick, she embodied everything illegal there is you can do and so much stuff that should be illegal too and stop the first definition with the rest of her anti ride or die girl crew
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Neuter Ride

The means of tricking a dog to willingly come along to a vet appointment, usually (but not always) for the sake of neutering/spaying said dog. If said fast enough, it sounds like "Need a ride?"
Hey Kai, Neuter Ride?
by Alucard54s August 07, 2014
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Saskatchewan RIDE Program

A term originating in Ontario used to describe something useless.

A RIDE program is what DUI checkpoints are called in Ontario, since they oringinated in Etobicoke RIDE stands for Recuced Impaired Driving in Etobicoke which was later changed to Reduce Impaired Driving Everywhere once they became more widespread.

The joke among Ontario residents is that these RIDE programs (or whatever they happen to be called in Saskatchewan) would be absolutely useless in Saskatchewan as the province is so flat you would see the police lights from these roadblocks for miles away and easily be able to dodge them thus coining the phrase “as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program” to describe a useless person or object.
“Man, I gotta teach myself philosophy since my professor is about as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program
by QuotaHunter01 January 08, 2019
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