Mouth-breather

Someone who no longer wears a mask indoors for large gatherings. These people are not anti-maskers/anti-vaxxers and used to wear their masks. Due to unclear expectations set by the CDC, state governments, businesses, and peers, they no longer wear their mask.

I was going to go to a wedding this weekend, but I'm sure there will be a lot of Mouth-breathers at the event.

by wells33abducted December 16, 2021

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911-mouth

A person who is beautiful, but who always says something stupid/crazy/annoying. He/she is called such, because, much like 911, when he/she opens his/her mouth, the whole world changes.

I love to look at Mary, but when she opens her mouth, i lose all interest.

dude, she's a 911-mouth.

by apoxy September 30, 2012

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Computer Mouth

Bad breath resulting from sitting in front of one's computer too long. It is very similar to morning breath.

Husband return home from work and leans in to kiss his wife. "What a long day. I sat at my computer and didn't move for 8 hours," he says. Wife replies, "WOW! you're not kidding, you've got a serious case of computer mouth. You should go brush your teeth before you think about kissing me."

by Matthew Michael Wesley October 17, 2008

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