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The Real One

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Stunna Walker: The Real One
by StunnaWalker November 22, 2020
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Just like in the reals

Used as an alternative to "just like in real life / in the real world". Currently used by out-of-touch marketing executives and aging, formerly-trendy people desperately clinging to the last shreds of relatability with maturing zoomers, attempting to prove they are still trendy and "with it".

Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."
1: "If you spend money on this product or service, you'll have an edge on your competition- just like in the reals."
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*
by Robert Boucher August 28, 2021
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real nigga

by ybncordi July 17, 2018
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real life gan

Thug means you started at the literal bottom without the help of parents/birth parents/family friends/connections or anyone and made it to the top without the help of family/parents/birth parents/connections
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Saad Ahmed's a real life gan
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i know g he aint a spoiled brat like the rest of us who's parents built him up
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i know what a g he did it himself
by Indian cartel roasted Spics February 15, 2022
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real

when you agree with someone. its used pretty much the same in comment sections as "yeah" and "based"
username1: real
username2: yeah
username3:based
by capsuleloosingcontact April 23, 2022
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2 Real

A rare breed , A person who stands on what they believe under any circumstance
by 2realapparel November 27, 2022
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The real M.A.T.

A man who is searching for a path to follow looking towards the Heavens searching for guidance, an ugly mother fucker who found love but can not obtain it, fighting an inner war with himself, trying to live in the present with a dark future and trying to forget the past. An MC who mind is twisted and insane. Big Dreams but has doubt if they can ever be obtained.
The real M.A.T. like a ghost wandering the subways while fighting himself..will he ever find peace..who is the real M.A.T.
-This shit is trade mark of Jinh productions-
by Jinh April 6, 2005
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