Alex

A fat chunky boi that cant get no girls and likes eating 69 pizzas a day and sucks cucumbers and runs for burritos and worst of all he likes MEN!!! Never become friends with a fat chunky Alex!!!

Alex is a fat chunky pizza eating cucumber sucking fat ass!!!!!

by Mr.beast/jimmy January 22, 2022

Alex

Holy shit this guy is an amazing person. Great to talk to and an outrageously good fucker. He's also jacked as FUCK.

Hey there, Alex. You're so fucking sexy

by ALEX AKA ALEXANDER September 8, 2023

Alex

A man who works at an arcade who bullies his coworkers. He is a nice guy and everyone loves him but he still decides to call people horse girls who aren't horse girls. Meany-baneeny.

"Oh Alex is working today. He's probably going to call me a horse girl again."

by Pandisaster October 8, 2021

Alex Fencheck

A short ass loser

That Alex Fencheck kid is so short

by 85634524512qws March 30, 2023

Alex

Someone who smokes too much weed. Usually plays tft or some shit and has a girlfriend named Sergey

Sergey: Bowl?
Alex: Cheeeeers boiiiiis

by Sexygangorgregor November 21, 2021

Alex

A guy that simps over girls that plays video games. Doesn't listen to teammate callouts and says he's got this.

Teammate: To your right
Alex: I got this.

*Looks left and dies*

Alex: Ayo can I get your snap?
Girl: If you can out dps me in damage.

by sadfacesimp September 8, 2020

Alex Lao

Alex Lao is the epitome of Man. He hits leg day 6 times a week.

Yo that nizzle has big legs, is that Alex Lao?

Its me Alex Lao, I am Man.

by alexlaocat3 June 16, 2022