The Rusty Nail

A sexual position where a man uses a strap on and his on tool to have both vaginal and anal sex at the same time.

After a few margaritas, she was ready to let me give her the rusty nail!

by Dr_brisket June 8, 2023

A RUSTY MISFIT

When you go down on a girl while wearing a trustee MISFITS T-Shirt and upon finishing her you use your T-shirt to wipe the clam juice off your face, then you proceeded to take the T-shirt off and throw it somewhere near the hamper that you will forget about for three or four days. When you find the shirt again, the smell will remind you of a Rusty Misfit.

That T-shirt is now a Rusty Misfit.

So my mom found my Rusty Misfit under the recliner.

After four long days, my RUSTY MISFIT had numerous holes in it and smelled like dead fish.

by DamnShittyHuskerSkip1 March 2, 2024

Dirty Rusty 2.0

The gayest person on earth, considerably taller than average. Frequently participates in a space dock fondue pot, and enjoys a green apple smoothie where the cup of fluid is then shoved into his butthole. He frequently dips big below average penis in a downward motion to the point where his ballbag hands lower than his weiner. His favorite move is an alligator fuckhouse.

I had an intervention with a Dirty Rusty 2.0 and I can’t tell if I’m gay, straight or trans now, also my butthole now hurts.

by LongDongSilver3853 February 6, 2025

The Rusty McNiff

When you give a redhead female a rim job while you bang her with a potato.

I was hanging out in Ireland at a pub saw a beautiful redhead, brought her home and gave her the Rusty McNiff.

by Deez Nutz 0331 January 29, 2026

Thrusty Rusty

When a man pegs another man while simultanously jerking him off.

He gave me a thrusty rusty and I came all over my belly.

by Thrustyruster May 16, 2025

The rusty pirate hook

After inserting a finger or thumb in the anus, you dig your partner's eye out to provide a new hole to explore while your partner says "Arrrrrrg"

"Why does Susan have an eye patch?" "Oh, you didn't hear? She's a fan of the rusty pirate hook."

by Pirates of the carbs July 13, 2025

suck my rusty tomahawk

A way to tell someone to suck a dick or to just fuck off in general

Simon really needs to suck my rusty tomahawk

by Fireguy47 December 16, 2017