Retardamongus 

One who is the most astonishingly stupid among a group of people. Someone who draws attention to themselves by displaying their stupidity in public.

Frank was a real retardamongus last night at the club- apparently he THINKS he can really dance well.

Retardamongus by Celeste W. December 9, 2008

retardtron 

a robot look-a-like with a hard drive that needs defragmentation.

Nice metallic leggings. You look like a retardtron.

retardtron by Regenstein January 25, 2008

Retardar 

Having the ability to pick people with disabilities out of a crowd.

Mandy: That kid is totally autistic.
Brian: How can you tell that by just looking at him?
Mandy: I have retardar.

Retardar by Diane Mower August 22, 2008

Retarded Cursor 

When the cursor on your computer starts moving erratically by itself and clicking randomly, usually after visiting porn sites and getting an ETD.

Retarded Cursor

Damnit, now my computer cursor is fucking retarded, I should have worn an electronic condom after visiting that porn site yesterday

Retarded Cursor by PseudoNympho666 July 17, 2010

Retardigan 

A tragically horrible cardigan. Usually doesn't fit right, or has a stupid pattern, or both.

Zoe thought the cardigan at the store looked good on the hanger, but when trying it on she was upset to find it was actually a retardigan.

Sierra thought the cardigan at Vans was cute, but her friends thought it was a retardigan.

Retardigan by Cass De Krame August 17, 2010

retardicrat 

anyone who associates with the democratic party or is left leaning/progressive in his/her political beliefs.

Those retardicrats are destroying the country.

retardicrat by Shivagodofdestruction May 14, 2011

Retarded 

To be slow(mentally). In other words, to be slowly processed in your mind.

Your not retarded, stop acting like it!

Retarded by HelloXD August 8, 2016