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Retard

A retard is somebody who is fucking dumb as fuck such as Newton since he a mad fucking retard
Son: Why is my mate so damn retarded.

Dad: Probably because your a fucking spazzy retard yourself you bum fucking prick.
by SPazman69 February 1, 2024
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Retard

Where's my pencil? Oh silly me it's in my hand (_ _)

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Dan you retard
by Reub3n March 13, 2019
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Retardation

Join our nation the Retardation.
by Nalt880 November 21, 2023
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Special Species of Retard

When someone is acting so much like a retard that they are different than your average retard
Damn Jose, you are a special species of retard.

Jesus Luis, are you a special species of retard?
by OP_eLaniM December 13, 2018
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Borderline Retarded

Any people below age of consent (infants, toddlers, childrens, pre-teens. teens, and young adults)

Why?

Because:

1. They cannot consent to have sex, the prerequisite for you to able for consenting to sex is you're smart enough and sane enough to agree with it
2. They only know how to play and being happy, and didn't give a fuck about pains
3. They eschew responsibility, victim playing
4. (For pre-teens up to young adults) They live on their parent's basement, rather than get a life
5. They too idiot for take a risk, i mean---they need to die to know if poison is dangerous
6. They too easy to label anything that didn't suit their ego as toxic
by Sir. B May 4, 2020
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Retarded

Wow! That is a very hard math equation! You must be very Retarded.

Only retarded people can solve this riddle!
by tnr01 August 9, 2020
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