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Shit pocket

When you are walking anywhere and the most fowl smell pierces your nostrilsand gags you and then ten steps later is completely gone.
Oh my god what is that smell ( keeps walking) oh never mind it's gone... SHIT POCKET
by Traveling ass January 11, 2015
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Hot Pocket

When someone farts in bed and leaves a pocket of hot, rancid gas under the covers. Unlike the Dutch Oven, the covers are never pulled over anyone's head with the Hot Pocket. There's just a little disgusting gift waiting to punch you in the sinuses the next time you roll over in your sleep.
Something we ate for dinner tore up his stomach. Every time I tried to get comfortable I woke up to a new hot pocket. I barely got any sleep because he was so gassy!
by JenNealTX January 13, 2015
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Hot Pocket

The antonym of "out of pocket." A term used to describe ones availability. When a person is able to complete tasks and has open availability they are "hot pocket."
I'll be around all day, if you need me I'm hot pocket
by BoogieTheTruth January 15, 2015
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Pocket drums

The rote act of briefly patting one's pockets when exiting public transport to make sure a phone/wallet/key is not left behind.
Just before Will stepped off the Tube he played pocket drums and, safe in the knowledge he hadn't left anything in his seat, he exited the train.
by SatMisc November 15, 2013
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Fork in the back pocket

Indicates that the person engages in sexual intercourse with the same sex
Dude, look at that guys fork in the back pocket, he likes men
by Forky boy December 21, 2013
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Hot Pocket

by Catpowa February 21, 2015
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pocket fruit

When you're high and you forget you have Starburst in
your pocket.
Fuck yeah! Found some pocket fruit!
by ZombieTentacles February 28, 2015
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