pissy pee piss

when someone says to pissy pee piss it means that they want to pee.

Victor: I love to pissy pee piss it's so fun!! Funny moment!!!

by beyondgaslighting July 14, 2022

Shower Asparagus Piss

When you pee in a hot, steamy shower after eating asparagus.

My nightly shower stream facial was extremely transformed after I remembered I ate asparagus for dinner. My facial regimen has been forever transformed by shower asparagus piss.

by Kelly the Queef Chief March 6, 2020

Pissing your ass

When you sit at the toilet and your dick is so small that you accidently piss through the gap onto your underwear and then have to wear your piss soaked underwear until you can change them

Make sure to get an erection before you urinates so that you don't start pissing your ass

If you say "Please Stop." one more time, I'm going to piss my own ass

by Diddlemeplz December 30, 2021

Pissing on your shoes

When you put your trust in someone and then they shit on you from a serious height.

That girl cheats on you all the time dude, she’s constantly pissing on your shoes.

by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019

Radioactive Horse Piss

A rare type of possibly expired diesel fuel, the origins of which are unknown. Typically found in shitty old Fords in Albertan oilfields.

Before we fire this old piece of shit up, we gotta see if she's got any Radioactive Horse Piss in her tank.

by CDRTickledick June 22, 2020

x-men piss

the x-men piss is when two people urinate into a toilet and make an x shaped stream with their urine

gerald and jacob went to the toilet to have an x-men piss it was a great experience.

by bbqchip_sarah March 5, 2021

jalapeño piss hole

When soap gets into the tip of the penis causing an extreme stinging sensation during urination.

Never masturbate with shampoo; if you get any in your dick you'll be regretting it the next time you piss with your jalapeño piss hole!

by Debbit;Debbit July 2, 2016