A Three Point Piss happens when a guy is sitting down to take a dump and realizes he's gotta take a leak. Depending on the placement of his wang and the available space between the toilet seat and the toilet itself, sometimes a direct spray will split the uprights between the seat and the toilet- spraying piss all over your pants.
Dude, I gotta go home and change. There's too much space in between the toilet seat and the toilet and I three point pissed all over my khakis.
by Johnson Wangson April 16, 2009
The act of getting so furious, you'll kick babies, throw records, and scream obscenities at whoever comes near you. Possibly followed up by the "Tika Charge". Generally fueled by either copious amounts of Jagermeister and/or Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Wholly shit guy. She's totally pissed like Tika. You better get the fuck outta here before she goes postal on you.
by Random Raver May 02, 2008
by Slazenginho November 28, 2021
The Act of Something or Someone being in the State of Such Concentration and Hilarity, That they have an Involuntary Eruption of Urine; To the Effect that their Pants are Completely and Utterly Soaked in Their own Urine.
"Mitch Hedberg was Piss-Pants Funny!"
"Dude, That guy Falling down the Stairs was Bad, But Piss-Pants Funny."
Man, Yo Momma is So Ugly, She's Piss-Pants Funny..."
"Dude, That guy Falling down the Stairs was Bad, But Piss-Pants Funny."
Man, Yo Momma is So Ugly, She's Piss-Pants Funny..."
by TheLaughsOnUs April 03, 2011
1)The action of releasing hot piss on one's chest for the purpose of sexual stimulation
2) The act of warming piss in a pot or in a kettle for pouring (like wax) on your sex partner. The opposite of a golden shower.
2) The act of warming piss in a pot or in a kettle for pouring (like wax) on your sex partner. The opposite of a golden shower.
"yo dude....My my girl and I had way too much to drink last night and we wuz so horny that I did the Vanier Piss Kettle on da bitch last night"
by rideyass October 09, 2012
When you've been holding your shit for so long, you get explosive diarrhea. Which in turn makes your taint or balls cold as fuck from sitting so long
Alaskan Butt Piss can also be used to describe the amount of toilet paper used which in turn looks like a piss soaked igloo
Alaskan Butt Piss can also be used to describe the amount of toilet paper used which in turn looks like a piss soaked igloo
Alaskan Butt Piss fucking sucks dude, i spent two hours on the gotdamn toilet and i swear my nuts turned into raisins
by specialagent0s0 May 22, 2021
This is an old school term that I am very surprised that isn't on here. When one thinks they have come of age or at a stage in they life that that they can talk and act a different way towards others...mainly seen in a negative connotation. The term is a reference to one's bodily changes as one gets older: what one eats and drinks as they get older can change the actual smell of one's urine as it becomes stronger...
Smelling your piss: alll of a sudden he thinks cuz he got that job up at UPS and he makin' a lil money, he can get funky wit his momma and them talkin back to them like they aint shit...over there smellin' his piss
by Sound of a Clock Ticking October 06, 2022