Beat it off

When you are horny but can't do anything about it, so you just masturbate. Or when somebody wants to date you but you are not interested, so you tell them to go masturbate/beat your meat/beat it off.

-So, can I have your number?
-No. Go beat it off

by rolldog81 October 4, 2025

a beat of meat

a singular stroke of the kum kazoo, merely a tantalising primer

“it was only a beat of meat”

by rasta badmon January 23, 2025

drum beat

The porn hub theme song

I got real excited when I heard the drum beat!

by Fuzzyboy_123 May 27, 2024

After-Beat

The stage after masturbation one experiences in which the occasional spew of semen still takes place.

After Johnny shot his load, he was in After-beat.

by ICP is the gayyest November 21, 2009

this beat is wild

Words uttered by Hovannes when he heard "Wassup Wit the Bag" by Lar$$en, Jay Critch, and Ski Mask the Slump God.

"This beat is wild!"

by robertdowneyjrswagbooty123swag June 3, 2018

pushing beats

Apparently it’s a thing but since I’m the first person to make an Urban Dictionary Post. I’m guessing it means DJ’ing?

Eric was pushing beats this weekend for Barbie and Ken at the Dreamhouse Wedding in his backyard.

by Stan Cage December 18, 2018

BEATS

The term for a human being with extraordinary talent and passion and also happens to be unbelievably attractive.

Where is BEATS when you need her? this project is impossible!
I don't know man, maybe if we think "WWBD?" we can figure it out!
Oh wait here BEATS comes now!
Wow BEATS, you're the fucking bomb!

by dongyouling November 29, 2013