mom cheese

Cheese made from the curdled milk of hyper-lactating middle-aged women, as seen in Takashi Miike's movies "Visitor Q" and "Gozu".

"Dude, she's squirting milk all over the kitchen floor! That's gonna turn into mom cheese!"

by Skrud December 13, 2008

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Cool Mom

an extremely cool guy named David, who was born in fjii water.

"No way, it's cool mom!"

by SIDTUCKER January 25, 2021

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your mom

the answer to a question that is either, Stupid, or you dont feel like answering often followed by Ohhhhhhhhhhh

x:yuor a jew
y:your moms a jew
z:Ohhhhhhhhhhh

:so what did you do last night
Y:your mom

by bandgeeklmafo November 25, 2006

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1. A delicious object that provides male excitement and joy mainly in the middle body area. See delicious.
2. A main course for thanksgiving dinner.
3. Tonights agenda.
4. Tomorrows agenda.
5. The bearer of a child. They will take care for the child they bear as they have gone through labor to get the child. If not, they will set you up for adoption.
7. No man will/has done her except for your dad.

I had no idea tonight we were going to do chess!
I had no idea tonight we were going to do Your Mom!

by Andy dutQWEqt June 10, 2006

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your mom

Two words that usually point to a mother- probably of the person that is being talked to.
However, it is also an insult- used randomly if you're not paying attention and want onlookers to have a laugh at your opponent's confusion.

"I can play an octave higher than you!"
"Well I can play two notes LOWER than you!"
"...two notes..?"
"Yeah...well...YOUR MOM!"
*looks confused*
onlookersHAHAHA (point and throw rocks)

by carroty queen June 15, 2003

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