Max Payne Thousand

Bad ass female. She cool asf. Typically used when talking to the guys.

Person 1 : Aye brodie, I got a shordy comin over tonight.
Person 2 YOOOO! She Max Payne Thousand?
Person 1: Fasho brodie. You alr know how im coming

by raawr :| June 21, 2022

Maxed Out

To sexually to the max where you have no more energy to continue

Uma: Where were you last night?
Ace: Shiddd bitch I was getting maxed out

Ex. Kyrie stay maxing his girl out

by Acethaghost July 27, 2019

Max

A big dick daddy whose genitalia is so immense it needs to be rolled up at night for fear of astrification. Can pull any girl, or boy, or anything in between. Even though he’s a diabetic his athleticism is off the charts leading him to the comparison of Kobe Bryant. He’s basically the perfect human

Girl 1: yo, is that nigga a max
Girl 2: idk, why
Guy 1: because I have a strong urge to sleep with him
Max: you’re both invited if you want

by Shmebulach June 17, 2023

Max 9c

Number fifteen I don't like him cuz he iz a big stinky pou and a big nonce!!!!!!!!! GG eZ XD

Wow hes a Max 9c

by M3Ga Faggot February 17, 2020

Max

Max
noun

Max isn’t just “the biggest.” He’s strong, confident, and kind, but don’t let that fool you. He’ll steal your heart, make you feel safe, and then hit you with love like you’ve never known. Someone who’s fun, addictive, and leaves you wanting more… basically, a Max is pure trouble, and you’ll love every second of it.

You think you know what love is? Then you haven’t met Max yet.
He is the best thing that happened to me. I'm in love with Max.

by borntobealiveisnietvandevp October 20, 2025

Max

Don't mess with him unless you wanna get your shit kicked in. Very loyal to his friends.

Max just punted Logan into the fucking sun.

by syrup :) September 27, 2023

Max

A name that shows courage and bravery but if a max loves you then they won't stop because a max is loyal to the end. Max is a goofball and can make you giggle when you need a laugh

Girl : oh hey who's that guy he seems brave

Max's girlfriend: wait till you get to know him xx

by Aesryxybonpnyftstcho December 27, 2022