by poopyheadmeanyface November 3, 2011
Get the mad cactusmug. Old colloquial southern saying "Mad today, glad tomorow", means just what it says for instance if a neighbor, friend, family member with whom you are on decently close terms may come to misunderstanding over a slight or mishap perceived by one or the other and suffer hurt or injurious feelings to their pride, ego, etc. He/she would or will soon get over that and move on to resume their relationship (with hopefully, a better understanding of each other) again...therefore, mad today, glad tomorow! Not mad at nobody! Just sayin', sometimes a thing, matter/issue has to be put in check by making someone think about their actions that may have brought on the discord. Be Happy, Worry!
Miss Evie expressed her regret emotionally and out loud to the group of ladies who had forgotten to bring the cold salads for the spring tea buffet to which her sister Margaret who headed the sunshine committee, replied...mad today, glad tomorrow!
by Sassafras Seraphim August 31, 2020
Get the mad today, glad tomorrowmug. The act of skillfully throwing drumsticks up into the air in a spinning fashion in the middle of a song and then catching them as they descend.
by Zinzolin February 1, 2017
Get the mad flipsmug. When you get rid of the old used up woman you were seeing and replace her with her super hot 18 year old daughter that used to call you dad when her mom was your girlfriend.
noly- “Yeah bro, i had to ditch that beat up old crackhead bitch Danielle with the loose pussy, her gorgeous daughter madi finally turned 18 i couldn’t resist mad doggin it.
Bro- “yo, you didn’t?…noly you are a fucking legend i mean you hear about guys mad doggin but i didn’t think that shit happened irl..”
noly- “haha… yeah bro she went from calling me dad to daddy over night, i can’t get enough of this lil mad dog.”
bro- “ you are the man noly”
Bro- “yo, you didn’t?…noly you are a fucking legend i mean you hear about guys mad doggin but i didn’t think that shit happened irl..”
noly- “haha… yeah bro she went from calling me dad to daddy over night, i can’t get enough of this lil mad dog.”
bro- “ you are the man noly”
by nolyboy July 3, 2025
Get the Mad dogginmug. Someone that has no time for humor, shenanigans or comedy. The very thought of laughter irritates that particular person. Often this type person frequents online social media with any chance they get to express their anger.
Example 1: look at their profile picture.
Example 2: see definition for mad as a box of frogs.
Example 1: look at their profile picture.
Example 2: see definition for mad as a box of frogs.
We all stayed at the crib this Saturday and watched the hurricanes lose another game which made us all Boot mad.
by Dalvin C. March 4, 2016
Get the Boot madmug. by UrAverageHamSammy June 3, 2024
Get the Mad Funnymug. Someone who sharts way to fucking much. You see shit stains all over his / her underwear. The person has tire tracks galore. They also generally smell really fucking bad
If your grandpa has Alzheimer's and defecates in some depends underwear, then he is in fact a mad sharter
by hoodgenius July 8, 2011
Get the mad shartermug.