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Love island

A British ITV reality show where a group of brain dead fuck boys and thots spend a week in a holiday villa to find love.

For the 4 years this show has been running there has been nothing but the same old unnecessary drama and bitching and backstabbing, but some how the fruit loops who support this cringe worthy show are still hooked on watching Barbie and Ken look-a-likes shag three days after meeting one another and then crying and getting fake depressed when their two day relationship falls apart.

I have no idea how people still get excited when this program starts every summer, because it just promotes cheating and bullying. The only thing that changes every year are the crack heads that enter the show, but they still get cockier every year. This show makes me ashamed to be british!!
The whole of love island in 10 seconds:
girl : *filling in her drawn in eye brows and straightening over dyed hair* Omg av jus been cheated on init lak dafuq men r all fukin pigs yeh

Boy: *stroking his greasy, over gelled hair* Am sorry but I luv sumwun else yeh it just ain’t working aat

Girl: U ruined ma fukin laf I shoulnt av neva got wiv u
by SaltySpoon178 May 31, 2019
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Permissioned love

When permission has been taken from someone to love him/her.
Dev 's love story could have been different if it was permissioned love .
by Debopam October 7, 2017
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love bottom

When someone who normally is not a bottom, does so for reasons of love.
I'm a top, but also a love bottom because I'm head over heels for him.
by SFnative89 July 28, 2014
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It’s all love

“ it’s all love” A term used for speaking/ doing things from a place of good intentions
1st person- hey can you let me borrow 10 bucks?
2nd person- yeah bro sure, it’s all love!
by anonymous May 18, 2022
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foot love

When you only love them for their feet aka feet with benefits
OMG I thing Sam and Ron have foot love together
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Love jello

(n.) a state of being joined in jiggly, physical love.
You and Katie ARE NOT love jello!
by prematejac February 19, 2015
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Love Agopy

an angelic term which means, the ultimate love to the highest powers.
Love Agopy!
by psuedoian November 14, 2011
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